Go to your room!

I do try, not always successfully, not to anthropomorphize animals.

But it's harder with penguins for some reason. Maybe because they really do look like little people in funny costumes when they waddle through the snow, and they are often, to human eyes anyway, very funny.

So despite the purest of intentions, and wanting to let penguins just be penguins, sometimes the captions do just write themselves.